At tonight’s meeting of my writers’ workshop fellow member Cleve Moffet came up with a wonderful ‘exercise’. Daniele da Volterra was an artist of considerable renown in his own lifetime, but he is now chiefly remembered for having painted prudish underpants on all the nude figures in Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel (earning himself the nickname ‘Il Braghettone’, or ‘the breeches painter’). You can read Cleve’s account below (‘read the rest of this entry’), for he has kindly allowed me to host it on my blog. It is yet another example of truth being stranger than fiction. Cleve sent the following caveats and observations, but they do not detract from his witty account: ‘Let me warn you, though, that while the circumstances of poor Daniele da Volterra’s humiliation are true, I cannot vouch for the veracity of the sequence of popes I mention; they may be off by a decade or so. As for the figure of 117 for the male nudes that is only my approximation after a cursory inspection of the distant ceiling. Vasari was one of D. da V.’s many admirers, closing his Life of him with the words, “Daniello [Daniello Ricciarelli is the name he was born with] was a man of good character, but neglected everything from his devotion to art, and was a melancholy and solitary man.” Which must have made him all the more sensitive to ridicule.’









